Ek machhar

Me: how did u get a cut while shaving

Me: was it serious

KA: arey yaar mat poocho

KA: shave kar chuka tha... ek machchar aa gaya... use udane laga but razor haath mein tha

KA: nose aur lip ke beech mein touch kar gaya

I can understand how troublesome Machhar can be sometimes. This also reminds me of hindi film Shataranj Ke Khiladi where Sanjeev Kumar tells his friend, '' amma miyan is nak chade machhar ne naak mein damm kar rakha hai."